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This is easily explained.
Donald Trump has dementia.
But media won’t harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we’d have a million articles by now.
Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.
And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:
Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news
No, it’s syphilitic brain damage.
One doesn’t exclude the other.
When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?
ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn’t even know it’s got electrolytes…
It’s what plants crave !
Where’s the grift in that? It’s gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.
Because it’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
It’ll be Trumpade
RFK’s worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game…
Edit: Missed a letter and link
It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this
jokereferenceMust be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.
Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?
Mr. Japannibal Lector
We’re like a department store to shop in the United States, and you’ll pay a 25% tariff
That’s not how any of that works.
Nippon-san.
Yamato-dono
A mind as sharp as a sharpie.
Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.
The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.
A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it’s relatively small size.
I’m not a fan of the headline.
Peanut butter is useful.
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It’s more like previously frozen fish that was refrigerated and left in the sun to thaw for a week
I wonder what he’s thinking when he says “Ms. Universe”
Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.
Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.
Still way better than what USA has right now …
Comedy genius
Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to Tim Apple.
The two people in charge of the US government—Beavis and Butthead—sure are some queer fellas.
That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.
We already have “Miss Germany” etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?
Senile leader
When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME “MR. AMERICA”. They will GIVE ME “NOBEL” PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be “PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES”. They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.
Well I’m gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!
Ask the magic EIGHT BELL.
Thanks Mr. Orange man!
