LPT: Never get a tattoo in a language that you don't understand - eviltoast
  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Wasn’t a tattoo, but a motorcycle decal. This dude had a Kawasaki crotch rocket with five kanji characters on it. Posted it to a forum, and this weeb says “lol where’d you get that?” dude answers all defensively “From the mall, why?” Weeb says “It says pig bird pig lizard dog.” “No dude, it says N-I-N-J-A.” He thought kanji characters translated directly to the latin alphabet.

    • Resistentialism@feddit.uk
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      1 year ago

      Damn, I kinda wanna play my English ninja wkth the Japanese word for ninja. But I do not want to end up like that.

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      1 year ago

      Wait did the characters look like the letters for ninja or was it the (I’m assuming Japanese) equivalent of the letter n then I and so on

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        1 year ago

        I don’t precisely remember, I’m recalling a forum post I read at least a decade ago, but I do recall that he had at least tried to literally translate the letters “NINJA” to Asian text beyond just picking some McDojo font. I don’t know if he had attempted to find kanji characters that looked relatively like latin letters or if someone convinced him that “This one means N” or something.