If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why? - eviltoast

I mean small like I sneeze and a 20 dollar bill appears in my hand or something like that. Not classic answers like flying or super strength.

  • mycoxadril@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You’re thinking too small. You’ve got to ask to have your kids do everything you ask them to do.

    So you say bedtime, they go to sleep. You say sit still and quiet for this particular moment, they listen. You say look here and smile, bam, instant beautiful family picture.

    I’d settle for them listening after the third time I asked them to do something. I’m not greedy.

    For the sleep thing, melatonin is magical. 1/4 of a 1mg melatonin chewable is barely anything but it’ll knock them out because they think it’s supposed to. I could switch to gummy bears now and I bet it would still work on them.