7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)." - eviltoast
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    2 months ago

    When you try to lie to IT support.

    “Are you sure you didn’t download and run InsidiousDeath.exe?”

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      2 months ago

      I thought it was a heavy metal song! But it didn’t play anything and just started asking for bitcoin. Obviously my audio drivers need to be updated, please fix them so I can listen to the song.

      Proceeds to ignore advice to not run it again and starts downloading it before IT leaves room.