This is the type of autistic shit I pulled off as a kid and still no one cared.
As an autistic parent i wouldn’t argue if my kid did this, secretly i would be proud for showing critical thinking skills.
Why weren’t you my parent?
When I was about 3-4 I hated clothes and wanted to be naked all the time. One day I was in the kitchen wearing my preferred outfit when my mom told me to put some clothes on. I went into my room and soon returned with one sock.
Does one sock count as clothes? Is it just a cloth? What is a cloth? Can I become a cloth?
I can hear my mom yell at me, “You’re letting all the air out!”
Before air conditioning, it was, “You’re letting the bugs in!”.
I liked how maliciouscompliance on Reddit was text-based and not just a bunch of pictures.