No, see, you rename the new hire “Cat Conner” and give the mice hunting job to him to free up Conner for more important work he’ll do in his new job now that he’s promoted.

Hehe this would be loved in the pets with jobs or cats with jobs communities

Connor

Nah, that’s when you go “OK, why don’t we combine your name so it’s easier, so we’ll just call you Con-Man, or would you prefer Man-Con?”