Helpful translation guide for DMs - eviltoast
  • player rolls perception

    DM: “you smell the distinct smell of gas building in the cave.”

    Player: “I cast fireball.”

    DM: “Alriiiiight… As the sparks ignite in your hand, the gas explodes, causing a cave in and burying the entire party under a mountain of rock. Congratulations, you are dead.”

    Player: “Why didn’t you stop me?!”

    DM: “You failed your wisdom check, dumbass.”