Armor? UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY! - eviltoast
  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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    1 year ago

    Lucas decided the trees on Endor are part metal and are therefore hyperdense or some such nonsense

    This solves all problems with the scene

    Stop asking questions or the Ewoks will shit in your shoe.

    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      That would mean when the Ewoks are cooking food metal fillings were ending up in smoke and hence food? Would explain why they are all so short, maybe they are basically kids since all of them die at a young age from metal toxicity.

      • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        No, it means that they’re like those undersea vent snails that ingest heavy metals. Ewoks are short, but they’re freaky strong because of ultra dense bones and muscles!