Sharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand... - eviltoast
  • eqslcv@lemm.ee
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    9 hours ago

    Dolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.

    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

      They need Jeeezus!

      OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language…

      Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.

      • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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        9 hours ago

        “What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”