Please don't stop hating guys it's working - eviltoast

The depression for fElon is sinking in… don’t stop making fun of him

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    1 day ago

    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the guy who just dismantled USAID dooming tens if not hundreds of thousands of people to die through starvation, disease and conflict.

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    Clear answer asshole. Because your a nazi, because your destroying the government and putting people on the street that are civil servants. Not just that but I can’t visit Yosemite because of you. Not just that parks are running in skeleton crew. Way to show our tourist what a shit country we are becoming. There’s plenty of dislike there buddy. Spazz out and take a hit.

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    C’mon guys, he didn’t personally design a car who’s doors won’t open if the car is, let’s say, “on fire”.

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      Security measures: we don’t want the fire to spread outside, don’t we?

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    Robotaxis will fail and kill people because this ketamine addict thinks that anything he thinks of will work flawlessly and will not admit to defeat or failure. Can’t wait until the fallout begins between him and the bigger asshole drumpf. If your kids hate you that is the ultimate proof you’re a fucking loser as a human being.

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    So he’s never personally physically harmed anyone while his heroes brutally killed millions.

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      Really puts his recent tweet about Hitler’s “public workers” into context… Dude thinks he’s exempt from blame because he’s the one giving orders.

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    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” - That is very oddly phrased. He is very aware that he is hurting people, but tries to draw the line at “physically” for some reason. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the line he’s drawing for himself that he will soon step over and ignore because he believes he is being treated unfairly and needs to take his gloves off.

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      There’s an “I didn’t break their teeth, jaw, nose, orbital, shoulders, elbows, hands, knees and feet. That was “someone’s” hired goons, and it was only because they “fell” down a flight of stairs.” overtly winking “I’m clearly in no way legally responsible.” sort of a vibe to this guy.

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      You know when children keep their fingers like half a centimeter away from someone and go “why are you getting annoyed? I’m not touching you!”

      That’s him.

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    It’s like launching a nuke at someone while claiming “I didn’t kill anyone, I just pushed the button”.

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    He deserves all the hate he gets.

    And that hilarious line “…I’ve never physically hurt anyone”. Interesting how he has to qualify that by saying he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone. Like he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out right away. What a joke. Yeah, he’s financially ruined people, cost people their jobs, selling defective vehicles, overpromising and underdelivering, stolen from people (see how he took control of Tesla. People say he founded Tesla, but he didn’t. he was an early investor, and used strong-arm tactics to oust it actual founders), but he’s never actually physically put his hands on anyone, so he’s a good person… right.

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    it would be hilarious if motherfuckers shitposted elon down from his throne. it would be my favorite timeline.

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    “Physically”

    Does it count as a lie by omission if you ADD a detail to make it happen?

    And it’s not true because his shoddily made cars have killed people

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    23 hours ago

    His post was too far away… But I would have gladly commented that nobody physically hurt him either… It’s all love