UK passes "online safety" bill making end-to-end encryption impossible - eviltoast
  • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    It is! That’s what the w in www stands for.

    Also a totally real fact: putting the “s” at the end of https:// is what makes it secure and it works on other things as well. Eating a brownie is unsecure and dangerous, but brownies has better security and should be consumed frequently.
    Here’s some more examples of other everyday items that you can easily secure:

    • Oreo❎ Oreos☑️
    • Sock❎ Socks☑️
    • Fart❎ Farts☑️
    • Douche Canoe❎ Douche Canoes☑️

    Items that can’t be secured without modification:

    • Potato❎ Potatoes☑️❔
    • Hamburger Patty❎ Hamburger Patties☑️❔
    • Fish❎ Fishes☑️❔
    • Serial Killer With a Knife❎ Serial Killer With Some Knives☑️❔

    Please note that for every rule, there is an exception. Take Deer for example. Deer can’t be secured. Fuck Deer, the lazy unencrypted bastards…