…this is so much more cursed than it needs to be. If you want to bash in C just
system("echo hello world");That wouldn’t necessarily be bash though
Fine,
system("bash -c 'echo hello world'");then!Now print “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” with the quotes
I decided to throw my PC in the composter and become a gardener
That was actually the first line of C I’ve ever written so there’s no way I’m guessing the right number of escapes, but I guess I’d cheat by finding the value of each char and printing those one at a time.
Fair, should’ve just said shell
That emoji annoys me more than I would like
As if someone’s telling a joke and saying “This is where you should laugh”
It’s the meme version of a laugh track
Laugh tracks have a purpose though. I understand they’re not to everyone’s liking - and that’s fine, but they work for some comedy shows - and usually they’re from the live audience that sees things performed in front of them.
Tsk tsk… forgot to clean up your temp file!
Sure.
Okay but 🍒 shouldn’t output 🍉. This is inconsistent and confusing. We have standards.
Picking emojis that make sense actually made it easy to read.
For shame. They forgot to make a script to make a tmp script using mktmp, so they can store their tmp script in the tmp script and have proper cleanup
My coworkers could learn a thing or two from this. For one, it actually works.
Always follow best practices, make sure you cleanup by deleting the hello world bash file!
Violates CERT C ENV33-C.
It violates oh so much including that.
Now call that C program from some other program in another language.
with open('program.c', 'w') as f: f.write( """I'm not actually going to copy down the program... But you get the idea of the joke. Right?""")Rust, to make it safe.
step 1:
unsafe fn()…Ah yes now I can… dereference a raw pointer (yes that’s essentially the only thing unsafe rust actually enables you to do, it doesn’t disable the borrow checker or anything else, it just allows you to play with pointers)
unsafe fn<'a, T>(p: &'a T) -> &'static mut T { p as *cons T as *mut T as &'static mut T }It is a bit more than just dereferencing raw pointers.
May I present to you: https://github.com/mame/quine-relay
It’s… Beautiful.
why would you hurt me like this
Who says C isnt mem safe?
Fucking brilliant
Thanks, I hate it.
Some time ago I wrote a program in COBOL and half of it was just
CALL "SYSTEM" BY CONTENTin the end.I did the same with python once lol.
I didn’t know enoug python or bash so i mixed both with os.system
I C what you did there!
