Trump is sobbing about Tesla being down 30% since last month. Keep it up! - eviltoast
    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22 days ago

      They’ll let you buy something else, but first you’ll need to watch a video on the benefits of owning a Tesla, watch an ultrasound of your new baby Tesla, and complete a 72 hour waiting period with mandatory daily calls with a DOGE sponsored automotive counselor.