Fat Tony@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoWhat is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?message-squaremessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?Fat Tony@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square137fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoSit in its blowhole until it suffocates? Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoThey can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoTheir error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
minus-squareBleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoI’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me! (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoLater the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
minus-squareschmidtster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThey have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!
Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!
(reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!