A downside I never really thought of… is it more like a severe peanut allergy or like some sort of lactose intolerance?
i think the most “realistic” thing would be for vampires to just have much stronger sense of smell and thus garlic is like a punch to the face
so really vampires would just need way less garlic in their garlic bread, so much money saved!
I think it’s just repulsive to them, but not harmful.
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I like the theory that it’s fake news so we eat a load of garlic and turn ourselves into little human kievs
I’d choose garlic bread over immortality every fucking time lol
This is why there aren’t more vampires. The suicide rate is exceptionally high. “Give me garlic bread or give me death.” -Patrick Henry
GIVE ME LIBERTY
OR A BRAN MUFFINThat’s a much better deal. If there’s more on the table, I say we go for "Give me liberty and also $100,000,000, my own private island, a castle, and a staff of 1,000 servants.
Middle should also be Panik
Yes you can, but only once
So this is why Astarion is always so sad
