False prophet rule - eviltoast

I assume this is fine for the rules since punching Nazis is kinda the whole gist of 196. Also there’s no real rules to follow 🤷‍♀️

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    Wait til the evangelicals read up on the Lunar Eclipse on Trump’s birthday where (like Revalations notes the Antichrist will be signaled by) the “moon will turn to blood.”

    Selective insanity.

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    why would christians even like a persident who took a huge fat piss all over their religion and disrespected all of them during the inagaration?

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      Christians have been accepting oppressors taking a piss on the teachings of JC since Constantine The (supposedly) “Great” did it all the way back in ancient times.

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        I was surprised to learn that Constantine is seen by many thought leaders in the protestant christian communities as a corruptor. Opinions of Constantine makes a fascinating litmus to start separating those who see religion as a source of power from those who see it as a calling to better the world. Not that most lay christians have a clue who he is, or his role in standardizing christianity to the Roman system of government, let alone the structural implications of the move

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          A theologian I spoke to pointed out that even Martin Luther didn’t revert the changes Constantine wrought, like the holy day being on the sabbath instead of Sunday to commemorate Easter every week. I guess roughly 1200 years of habits are hard to break, when Constantine only had a few hundred years to contend with, and there were so many sects of a very different Christianity even then (Nestorians, Syriacs, Copts etc).

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      Because they’re actually fascists masquerading as christians because they can use that as an excuse. Any actual christian believer would probably be compelled by their religion to put them to the sword or crucify them for all their sins.

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    One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.

    Revelation 13:3

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    Y’all joke but my conservative christian parents straight up said this exact same thing a couple years ago. They did not like him either.

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    My Bible thumping mother put her blinders on and voted the antichrist into office. I gotta say, if the Christians were right all along, I’ll be laughing in her face as we both burn in hell for eternity.

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      I just remind them, The Deceiver isn’t going to chuckle and taunt with obvious signs and abhorant behaviors…he is going to turn God’s most faithful into his tools for manifesting his own desires on Earth…gay dudes fucking in a pool of blood surrounded by burning crosses are just people being trolls…the Christian Nationalists are the work of the devil coming to fruition.

      (Not religious myself, but they eat that shit up)

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        angels having therapy sessions with atheists, of course being completely understanding of their plight which just makes it even worse

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    I literally fail to see why it’s so hard to get people to believe me that the end of the world is happening, when it’s being this fucking obvious.

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      Yeah, he held the one at his photoshoot upside down…imagine how quickly the right would be using MSPaint to draw the inverted cross on the cover if a Democrat did that!!

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    Remember all the right-wing crazies that ran around saying Obama was the anti-Christ?

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    The purpose of the mark The mark is a sign of loyalty and worship to the beast. People who do not have the mark are unable to buy or sell, and may be put to death.

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      If being a shit President was enough to get you declare The Antichrist, we’d have elected dozens of them over the life of this country.

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        I think the criteria here is “how many verses from the Book of Revelation have they fulfilled” rather than their competency as president.