cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWalgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying Itfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1800arrow-down15cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up123·2 days ago “But it does impact how sales work through the store because when you lock things up,” he added, “for example, you don’t sell as many of them. We’ve kind of proven that pretty conclusively.” wow, check out the brains on this guy
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down1·2 days agoRemember: You get a business degree because you’re not talented enough for the arts and not smart enough for engineering or medicine.
minus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·21 hours agoI’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agoKnow what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class? “Doctor.”
minus-squareRubberDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·2 days agoBonus points for first bringing all your points of sale down to skeleton crews first.
minus-squareChapulinColorado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoJust replace them with self checkout, problem solved! Wait… back to square 1.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-22 days agoLol. I’m guessing they earned this discovery after an agile data driven pivot away from keeping the front doors of the store locked all day…
wow, check out the brains on this guy
Remember: You get a business degree because you’re not talented enough for the arts and not smart enough for engineering or medicine.
I’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”
Know what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class?
“Doctor.”
Bonus points for first bringing all your points of sale down to skeleton crews first.
Just replace them with self checkout, problem solved! Wait… back to square 1.
Lol. I’m guessing they earned this discovery after an agile data driven pivot away from keeping the front doors of the store locked all day…