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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost.

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Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

It doesn’t bother me, I’m of the opinion you should wipe until you see blood either way.

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The only real solution is to just poop more. Keep wiping. Clog those johns. Make them pay to fix the busted pipes from our collectively massive BMs.

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