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minus-squarefebra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 month agoYeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoI love the idea of a bunch of rando’s purchasing LNG shipping and just thinking… step one, done… step two, profit! it’s so fantastically complex it’s hilarious
minus-squareluciferofastora@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoAnd then draw the rest of the fucking owl
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoStep 1: Buy LNG tanker Step 2: Step 3: Profit
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWhere do you even get a loan for just a million?
minus-squareGrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoProbably not out of line for a house these days. You can borrow the down payment from your boomer parents if they take out a heloc on their house. Payments are going to be a bitch at about $10k per month though with insurance and taxes lumped into escrow.
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoman starting a business is hard
Yeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…
I love the idea of a bunch of rando’s purchasing LNG shipping and just thinking… step one, done… step two, profit!
it’s so fantastically complex it’s hilarious
And then draw the rest of the fucking owl
Step 1: Buy LNG tanker
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit
Where do you even get a loan for just a million?
Probably not out of line for a house these days. You can borrow the down payment from your boomer parents if they take out a heloc on their house.
Payments are going to be a bitch at about $10k per month though with insurance and taxes lumped into escrow.
man starting a business is hard