You have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say? - eviltoast
  • Bizzacore@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    1 year ago

    Please stay off the counter, and don’t do dumb shit. I don’t want to yell at you, but it’s hard to not when you look me in the face while ignoring me.

    I love you. Always. Even when I’m mad at you for doing dumb shit.

    …and probably a bunch of other stuff, bc this isn’t nearly even a tight 5