You have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say? - eviltoast
  • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    There is no need to yodel like a drunk hooligan every time I put you in the transport box - neither the car nor the box ever hurt you, the vet only wants to help you, and screaming your little lungs out won’t make any of it go by faster. And please stop trying to eat the fly screen, I’m tired of having to replace it every other month.