You have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say? - eviltoast
  • Doodleschmit@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I’m moving soon, and won’t be taking the cat that has lived with me for their entire life, since he is my roommate’s cat.

    I wish I could sit down and explain to him why he won’t see me as much anymore, and that I love him, and will miss him. Also to stop eating every god damn thing he finds on the floor.