Things weren't bad enough and then a Moose attacks you - eviltoast
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    4 days ago

    No one ever has reason to question the loyalty that can be found in a dog. Little legs pumping bouncing his belly off the snow and all you see is that fuckers brain going 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, float like a butterfly… He’s safe let’s get the fuck outta here!"