Doot doot.
Optimize shareholder value
FUCK i knew there was something more important i was forgetting!
Make a nice safe and fabulous space for everyone to scream “aaaaah fuck, there’s a giant skeleton!”
can i sit in your seat row pls
I would probably just keep on smashing houses. I’m a giant skeleton, what do I care.
Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.
Land my plane in another city
look at mr fancy pants over here who gets let in charge of the plane. they won’t even let me smoke a j with the pilots on mine. 😒
Does something that scale even recognize or care for an individual ant as it crosses or destroys a city?
Not at all, just like we don’t recognize or care for the hundreds of ants and anthills we destroy in every step. It doesn’t have to care about you to squish you
I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.
And I don’t want to live where you live where anthills are more formidable than my shoe 😅
As an individual ant, I like those odds.
there’s a metaphor here for social structures performing violence at a distance and that abstraction leading to perceived safety of the individual within that framework leading to complacency but im tired
I guess you could say I’m a libertariant.
Ask Mr Skelly why he has two knees on his right leg and missing a foot on the other.
ableism
Find the water that tastes like wine
I’m going to tell everyone how problematic it is that they’re calling it a “huge black skeleton”.
“That huge black skeleton just killed my family!”
“Wow, okay, let’s unpack that…”
Run out to get stomped on!
