What kid deadning machine do you drive? - eviltoast

Just look at that. This truck is taller than a used kid (10 years old). I assume the truck can run over pretty much any other age but probably the driver might be able to see older kid’s heads. Or we could teach our kids to jump to school rather than walk. If you see a truck, jump and make eye contact before jumping while crossing the street. Or we could tell our kids to never go outside until they are 21.

  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    The perfect height to deliver devastating head and chest injuries. It’s almost like they deliberately designed this thing to kill kids.

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      23 days ago

      Not to mention it’s so high up and the hood is so massive, you can’t see the ground for like 10 feet in front of it.