bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square511fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.22Karrow-down1external-linkThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square511fedilink
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·1 month agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA