Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real
That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔
That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
That’s exactly what a bot would say.
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
also birds… they’re just spy drones.
Then why do I exist
To party
Snort me like one of your French girls
Ketamine hallucinations?
Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account
Are you sure you do?
I havent snorted myself yet
Neigh? Nay.
Take your upvote and gtfo
Hbomberguy intensifies
that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:
This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.
Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book
They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.
