I feel personally attacked.

I just started it man. Guess I’ll have to push it back…

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

Dat finger tho

laughs maniacally in bidet

Me lying in bed.

grabs pillow case

Lol got me with this one! Wiping!

But i just ast down…

Laverne!

Yes, ma’am 🫡

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Shit don’t change until you get up and wash your ass

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!

Too late, it’s crusty

I’m gonna need a chisel and hammer