The Government is funding over $20 million for the development of Surveillance Clothing called SMARTePANTS - eviltoast
  • FinalBoy1975@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Grandma: “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” SMARTePANTS: “Your kids should have gotten you a life alert necklace button thingy. I’m just here to observe. They wasted their 19.95 on the wrong thing.”