Trump picks vaccine skeptic Robert F. Kennedy as health secretary - eviltoast
  • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    This is a win for brain worms in every still body of water in the US.

    1. Parasite finds host, alters host behaviour

    2. Host seeks positions of power and influence urging other potential hosts to embrace risky behaviours to the benefit of brain worms

    3. Host successfully gains power <-You are here

    4. Host mandates stale pond water for all citizens

    Flawless brain worm victory.