The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity. - eviltoast
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    1 month ago

    “Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families”

    “Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes”

    “McDonald’s joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity”

    “Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump’s upcoming golf fundraiser World War III”

    I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren’t dicks to each other would be amazing!