Omnom - eviltoast
  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    "It was at that moment, I realized I had two options…

    A.) I can sidestep the projectile, negating any damage entirely…

    Or B.) Intercept the projectile, catching it in mid-air, with my face!

    OOF!..Should’a gone with (A.)…!"