The Purge - eviltoast
    • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Oh yeah, I’m a badass mix of Jonny bravo and Evel Knievel. None have performed such a daring stunt. It all started when I was born, I realized I could be born first by cutting in front of my twin.

      Then I continued my extreme sport as I grew, candy at trick or treat, using the potty, using the break down lane during construction. There was no end to my daring

      This is my story, the man known as Aweso line gets cut