ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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pics@lemmy.world•Gave Sandy an apple, a couple horse cookies, and soaked alfalfa for Thanksgiving dinner last night.
1·7 days agoLook at how fuzzy she is! 😍
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do people hate on cosmetic surgeries so much?
3·8 days agoMakeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.
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politics @lemmy.world•'Indeed frivolous': Appeals court upholds $1 million penalty against Trump and his lawyer
33·9 days agoI know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.
I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you think you’d be able to identify a given Gatorade’s color just by taste?
2·10 days agoIs there a green gatorade?
This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.
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90s TV@lemmy.sdf.org•Leading Ladies of ER S04 (1997-1998)English1·11 days agoUgh I loved Dr Corday. And also Dr Benton!
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•The wide range of girl body types
4·11 days agoAh whoops!
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•The wide range of girl body types
5·11 days agoWhy are they all pigeon-toed?
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•The wide range of girl body types
28·11 days agoWhy are they all pigeon-toed?
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•‘R-tarded’ is a slur, and I’m sick of otherwise “liberal” people going along with the right’s move to renormalize itEnglish
13·12 days agoShort bus has been a thing for a long while.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Alternate universe sweetie darling
51·12 days ago… you know what? Yes, please!
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cats@lemmy.world•Furryosa says "You are **NOT** washing your hands today bitch."
4·13 days agoShe’s getting so big! 🤍
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Former Regina officer pleads guilty to using police databases to pursue women
7·13 days agoNot creeps. Predators.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's an album with a completely unique sound
9·13 days agoPet Sounds by The Beach Boys
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Logic...uh...finds a way
2·14 days agoThis better not awaken anything in me
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It never hurts to practice when you have the chance
2·15 days agoYeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back














I still can’t believe they named her Jet Reno, because it just makes me think about Janet Reno.