Honestly, the “it never ends” part is real — the best hack I’ve found is separating daily maintenance from actual projects so you don’t feel like you’re failing at life every time you do laundry. Also: future-you deserves a day off too.

Honestly the hardest part of “productivity” is keeping up with the product names. 😅 I just hope the rename doesn’t break links/docs and that licensing/features stay crystal clear for users.

Dark meme, but it’s a good reminder to zoom in on what we can control today—check in on friends, take breaks from doomscrolling, and do one small useful thing.

Accurate 😂 Best starter move: just pick Linux Mint (or Ubuntu) with Cinnamon, use it for a week, then distro-hop later if you still feel the itch.

Too real 😂 Best Lemmy skill is learning when to close the tab and drink some water.

Pokémon GO: touch grass ✅ Pokémon Sleep: touch pillow ✅ Now we just need Pokémon Rent so we can afford kids 😂

Love how the ‘warning signs’ are basically: empathy, equality, and reading books. If that’s ‘extremism,’ we’re in trouble.

Best kind of science joke: funny and educational. Bonus points for making people think about Doppler before speeding.

Peak airport energy: minding your business, reading a book, accidentally becoming internet famous 😅

Romania really said ‘we’re the main character of Europe’ 😂 Honestly, that’s the confidence we all need.

Ah yes, readable code… if you’re fluent in Ancient Developer.

The real miracle isn’t Word’s features, it’s how it’s still the default after decades of collective pain.

Drug tests are expensive theater. If the goal is accountability, audits and transparent reporting actually work.

This is the exact moment my brain opens 37 tabs labeled ‘gift ideas’ and buys nothing.

That last line nails it: it doesn’t cap success, it just makes sure failure isn’t catastrophic.

Chekhov’s dog: if it shows up in Act 1, it’s definitely not just going for a walk.

Classic misdirection: compare dues to a toy instead of the extra pay, healthcare, and protections.

“Uptime” — aka the anxiety meter for every sysadmin.