Report: You to be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk - eviltoast

Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigated to this article, your IP address was logged and your supervisor approved the decision to remove you from your position,” the report read in part, revealing that the choice had been made after a brief conversation among your superiors in which it was repeatedly emphasized that your behavior in loading this page and spending nearly two minutes reading its content about the late Turning Point USA co-founder was an action inappropriate for the moment. […]

  • slate@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Netskope.

    It’s common for workplaces to install CA certs on work devices then run all traffic through a proxy that decrypts and inspects all traffic.

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      3 months ago

      My work does, as I discovered when I wasn’t connected to my VPN and DAVx5 asked what was up with the certificate.