What it’s like trying to live a normal life in 2025

Look I love warbling tits as much as the next guy, but ornithologists are the horniest scientists in the game.

Also illegal. You proved my point.

Not where I live. Also how would that make sense? It’s a four-way intersection of car traffic if you blow through it at the wrong time you die.

Sauce? I need a Spider-Man Wolverine crossover in my life.

I call bullshit. None of the cyclists I see have ever even heard of a stop sign.

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Most Americans don’t even know what capitalism is. They think it’s synonymous with commerce because that’s what we’re taught.

Maybe because you lost your mind. Funny thing is this would put you center-left. Super authoritarian, but left of center. Try moving essential goods and services to the public sector and then we’re talking.

This. I hear people complain about the “far left” when the Democratic Party is at best center-right. The entire left side of the political spectrum isn’t even an option in this country.

“By creating an environment with no room for human emotion, we provide a way for those who do not want to engage in healthy processing to do just that”

We’re in the same boat with the self expectations. Good enough doesn’t always feel good enough, but it is.

I call bullshit. Anyone with the capacity to truly consider their own inadequacies is immediately adequate.

You think you’re dumb? No, you can write in complete sentences. You think you’re selfish? No, you obviously don’t give yourself enough consideration. Think you’re ugly? Beauty is fleeting, and also no you’re not. You think someone who’s smart, caring, and cute is inadequate? Once again, bullshit. Go find love.

Never mind that the story they are referencing is about the importance of hospitality. It would be more accurate to say that the Bible is saying to kill ICE agents.

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I’m not Muslim, but I’m confused by this question. If the Quran is personally your most important holy book and it was entirely revealed to Muhammad, how could the greatest prophet be anyone else?

Imagine the sludge in their shriveled little hearts to feel anything but profound sadness and/or rage looking at that sign. I used to think there was good in everyone. I was wrong.

No body no crime

Rick and Morty was the show for me in the beginning even when the dumbasses showed up, but it lost its appeal after the scandal. Just doesn’t feel the same.

For context, human meat has been reported to taste like pork which is not surprising considering pig physiology is so similar to humans.