Ironically almond milk was invented because God said people couldn’t have animal milk during lent so they improvised.

I’d like to hear his rebuttal before jumping on the hate wagon

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Critics Call It ‘Ethical Gooning’

Just like proponents do?

Two birds, one stone

“So, two pedophiles walk into a bar…”

- Jimmy Carr

Gasoline cars need to accept grass if they are ever to be a viable replacement for a horse. Like, what if you’re far from a gas station but there’s a meadow right there?

Only fringe enthusiasts can own a gasoline car that doesn’t have a biofuel fermenter attached.

She won’t let me hold hers

Here’s a reminder of the last things you did and where you need to go next.

“Your current objective is trying not to cum while playing this game. The last thing you did was cum while playing this game.”

Mrrrrrrr meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep. Murrrrrrrrrr weeeerrrrr MWOM MWOM mreeeeee meomrmrmrmrmmmmrrrr

(8 digit number because Europe)

It is indeed a novelty lighter

Username checks out

Installation guide for Netbeans

Video here: https://youtu.be/3JY3j11tl4s?t=33

I timestamped it at the end where he does a surprisingly good Trump impression

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It’s always 9/11 somewhere

1 man 1 steam engine