The early story of McDonald’s is one of the great American tragedies. The food used to be excellent fresh-cooked hamburgers, real milkshakes, all this real food and available cheap and fast because they were well-organized. There’s a reason it got popular on a historic scale and started making a basically unlimited amount of money. Then, Ray Kroc pulled an Elon Musk on the (original) founders who had invented it all, hijacked the whole thing and took it over, and ruined the food to save money. Not satisfied with having fucked over the McDonald brothers, he then sued them for using their own name and then successfully drove them out of business from even having the single hamburger stand serving real food – now with a different name – that was all they had wanted to have in the first place.
It’s like everything good and bad about America, all wrapped up in one heart-rending little anecdote. Look up the whole story if you want to get upset.
I was once on a farm, laughing at something, and a horsefly came up and bit me on the tongue.
I had no idea why it happened, still don’t, but it was one of the worst things that had ever happened to me at that point in my life.