I had to research that phrase for a bit to make sure there are no racial connotations because… yeah.

I was 3 when I attended my parents’ wedding. I guess I should note not my dad and birth mom.

I met my birth mom many years later. She stressed how she and my dad were briefly married when I was born, so I wasn’t a bastard, and that she gave birth in FL, not MI — the only home I remembered — so I wasn’t a damn Yankee. Like she did me some kindness in both those cases.

That was the attitude that led me to be quite happy with my circumstances — acting like I was in her debt over things I had no care over. So yeah, I attended the wedding of my dad and the only woman I’ll ever call mom.

Everything they say is lies including what is on their desks.

I’m not trying to argue that I think there isn’t a list with Trump’s name on it, just that there is nothing they could say that I would accept as truth anyway. If they came out and said Trump’s name was on it, I’d assume they were covering up something worse.

They are neoliberals, which is basically center-right. They aren’t being gamed, that’s their stance.

Oh good. We can put an exact dollar figure on the lives of those children. Convenient.

4. In a martini
5. Off of fingertips (though my fingers are big enough that I just have to eat them out of the can)

Jalapeños. I like them on everything from nachos to burgers, but I vastly prefer fresh to pickled.

Sauerkraut. Only on a Reuben.

• User forum
• Content platform
• Commonspace
• Sharespace
• Fair media

Mix and match to get:

• Fair forum
• Common media
• Userspace

I’m sure we could find more candidates for prefixes and suffixes. Any term of art is going to take time and promotion to adopt, though. I doubt any will sing clearly to everyone without context.

I need to know the success rate of human agents in Mumbai (or some other outsourcing capital) for comparison.

I absolutely think this is not a good fit for AI, but I feel like the presumption is a human would get it right nearly all of the time, and I’m just not confident that’s the case.

Save your pick-up lines for the club, buddy.

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

Nah, I came here to make this comment and you already have it well in hand. It’s not really any different other than the marketing spin, though. Companies have always had bad code and hired specialists to sort it out. And over half of the specialists suck, too, and so the merry-go-round spins.

I’ve had that exact reaction many times at BDSM events. (Technically, that first comma needs to move one word to the left.)

I spell most words just fine, but swipe implies some level of autocorrect, anyway. With physical keyboards of course not.

Swipe is really bad on iPhone. I remember some frustration at times on Android but on iPhone it’s infuriating. I use it anyway.

Best I can do is a lemon peel wrapped 'round a gold brick.

She’s in a wheelchair but not a really nice wheel chair. I’d say the odds are pretty fucking good.

Could be true, but I’d never take this administration’s word for it.

Second the door ice maker. We got a Samsung, which everyone will tell you is shit but my wife needs her aesthetics and perfectly matching everything. But my requirement in return was we got an ice maker internal to the freezer that we connected to a reverse osmosis filter. It’s been great for us so far for 7 years.

Now, my Samsung dishwashers (yes, plural) have been hot garbage. Even paying for top of the line shit they both needed major work or repairman ~ once a year, and obviously a replacement.

votes to deport immigrants

gets deported

“How can you do this?”

Their plan is that we’ll earn money doing the jobs robots won’t or are too expensive to do. Giving them handjobs at breakfast, or fighting lions with a knife on PPV. Whatever we can do to give them a moment’s respite from the gray boredom of incomparable wealth, privilege, and pointlessness.

Billionaires.