Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn’t he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those “co-conspirators” should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

Did you know that sex is a heritable trait?

If your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either.

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

That was easy!

She worked as part of a team of three with the Lion and the Wardrobe…

Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…

That’s one w i d e controller!

Very unhappy.

But won’t the thimerosal in the cancer vaccine give everyone autism? Cancer is better than autism!

/s (duh)

Always has been

I am Groof.

Closer I am to Vine

How is rabbie formed?

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms

You done messed up, A. A. Ron!

This was over seven years ago. Did they ever reopen? I mean, the sign is still up!

Moisturize me!

Is this loss?