The lightening in social media (including the memes) kills us all.

Unionizing so hard your fast-fashion workplace pops out of existence.

Didn’t Zhao Ziyang go down there and plead for everyone to leave… Then spent the rest of his days under house arrest for it…

Wikipedia does say:

1 June meeting among the CCP’s leadership decided to clear the square.[14][12][13] Chinese troops advanced into central parts of Beijing through the city’s major highways in the early morning hours of 4 June, and engaged in bloody clashes with demonstrators attempting to block them, in which many people – demonstrators, bystanders, and soldiers – were killed or injured. The vast majority of killings were clustered in Beijing’s western suburbs along Chang’an Avenue. Estimates of the death toll vary from several hundreds to the low thousands, with thousands more wounded.[15][16][17][18][19][20] On June 5, after military forces cleared the Square

…and it also appears accurate to claim that in China it’s called the June Fourth Incident. This explains Western ideas that the Tiannamen Square Massacre isn’t a known thing in China (possibly just because they call it something else?).

I sit at the dining room table, my wife isn’t allowed to talk once she’s served dinner. I force the children to say grace, then I quiz them about World War 2 concentration camps.

They don’t get desert if they don’t get their questions correct. Our live-in family therapist has praised me for coming up with this system. We’ve all signed an agreement stating that this could provide “happy memories of family life”.

So I have it in writing.

The Crope.

No, magic stuff is for nerds so it’s always some logic puzzle…

…just challenge him to a devil defeating competition. You win, he’s defeated. He wins he’s defeated. Either way he has to wither and die.

That’s just how nerds be.

I hope they all eventually get sued into the ground by environmentalists and protection agencies.

Ya don’t gotta think when you got money!

Worse: It’s probably pretty upsetting and bringing up stuff she’d worked hard to get over.

The Wizard of Oz is about the gold standard and economics. The tin man, lion, and scarecrow are all references to political figures.

Also a princess.

It’s pronounced ann- ime.

Is this mislabeled for comedy purposes? Or was that the genuine reconstruction aim?

Shut-ins secret mail network.

He does it when he’s in a war of words with countries he feels threatened by.

So last time he was doing this, he was in a war of words with China. Now he’s doing it over Iran.

It’s his way of basically saying “Well my words to you can’t be THAT serious or important, because look, I’m saying more serious things about invading Greenland”.

This is an idea/tactic a child or angry teen would come up with, but appears to be what he’s doing.

“Why has the economy slowed down? Why aren’t people buying our new things?”

Dumb asses, absolute dumb asses.

It’d steal the spell book and run off right? Marking the start of the adventure to get it back?

…this is how you end up with evil wizards.

Feels like he did this with China already?

Looking for La Gooner.

He probably just meant the Jurranic Empire of Islam.