Don’t forget the programming socks trans girl programmer
I thought that’s what the second last one was gonna be
Probably tye second one tbh
Good my colleagues think I am Hackerman that can hack through time!
That image goes so incredibly hard
Dude, literally me. Whenever my friends or my brother’s friend come to my room, I opened up a few terminals with only one of them is actually for coding and they thoight I could hack someone’s Facebook account or something LMAO.
Yes I live in Southeast Asia
Kung Fury will never not be amazing
I have seen this meme at least 471 times, it’s still as funby as the first time.
Samir is mad op, those indian youtubers know everything
What I want to know is who taught the original Indian YouTube tutor. Was he born with the knowledge?
The goddess Namagiri.
Om Namo Namagiriyai Namah, must be the mantra to be a successful programmer then I guess.
I’m Samir, I can code kernel drivers in vba
Please don’t.
I can but then I have to call IT to start Excel with elevated privileges so I don’t
You really just threw “generic Chinese name” into some translator didn’t you lol
Father, I want to see the face of VBA god
Set Forms!frmFaceOfGod!OLECustomControl.Picture = LoadPicture("\\linux-nfs.local\nullshare\%*!!.bmp")
I identify with Samir, but without all of his vast knowledge.
Ok, so, I thought I was crazy when I said “debug it” and my coworkers were like “you can read that shit?”
My colleague literally once said to me “i can’t read bleep bloops”
Heck I remember when you had to read “bleep bloops”. POST codes came in beeps, and that’s how you knew why the computer wouldn’t start.
Sometimes I miss em, wish it gave those in addition to the modern indicators. Then I could just tell without even looking.
Do modern PCs even support IBM-style speakers any more?
Yes. My latest mobo has the pins for a POST speaker, but didn’t actually come with one. Installed it though and it works.
Some motherboards have a tiny piezoelectric speaker soldered on, which replaced the larger speakers that used to be used. It’s becoming less and less common though.
I’m in this picture and I like it. I’m wjhbr.
Ahaha, yes. I lost it and found it hilarious when I got to that part of the picture, then went “Hey wait a second… that’s me!”
OMG, of all the memes I read all day long, this had to be the one to actually make laugh hard.
I can really emphasise with Samir. Working in healthcare I’m basically limited to just the Office applications. However in the past few years I’ve been able to cook up solutions by reading / writing to file based databases, and using VBA to generate and bind to HTML contents on the fly for the built in IE11 instance. It’s as close to getting to some kind of web-stack within the confines of IT Sec in healthcare.
Just a heads up, I think the word you’re looking for is empathize.
This is interesting, can you tell us more about how this is done?
For the backend I used the ADO library to create a MSAccess DB on a shared network folder. Then it’s a matter of using VBA to generate SQL commands to same library to read / write records from the DB.
For the frontend, I use VBA to generate a HTML document from the fetched data. For the IE control in a user form, you can then write the HTML to it. During this process you can bind local VBA variables to any of the html elements in the page.
A common flow would be:
- User clicks an element in a table
- simple JS on the page does some calculation, stores a value in a hidden input and clicks it.
- the user form variable detects the click in the monitored element, reads the changes, and acts on it.
I also have VBScript to act as the launcher by copying the excel file to the local machine, and launching the local copy. This solves the concurrency issue.
“Can reveal the face of God using VBA”
This one got me good. I became a VBA king being in one of those locked down environments.
I have worked with most of these people at one point or another. I used to sit next to an old architect like walters. He had so many patents the company only recognize him on every 10th one.
As someone with ADHD I am a mix of hackerman and tharg. Unfortunately the Adderall just makes me barely function and Ive never actually hacked anything
