fir rule - eviltoast
transcript

a large ant is eating a fir tree, a smaller ant named Tony thinks “jesus look at this big fuck he’s gonna eat the whole tree before benny can get here”.
the large ant says “WELP THAT’S ENOUGH FOR ME GOTTA WATCH MY SVELTE FIGURE”, the smaller ant thinks “oh tight plenty of fir left for Benny. that must be him calling now”
Benny asks Tony: “EY TONY! I HEARD ABOUT THE BIG FELLA. HOW MUCH OF THE TREE IS STILL THERE?” Tony answers: “So much fir the taller ant left”