PREFERRED:
- PhD in quantum cryptography
- 3 years of janitorial services experience
- Proof of current therapist
Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.
And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.
Pfft, obviously an intern position.
This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow.
please clapYeah, they’re pushing it hard with this one
I mean, reading that, it’s a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They’re basically saying “JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools” and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It’s not something where you’d be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you’d check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
Stack taller than the Empire State Building
Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they’re doing.
EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎
Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says “may encounter” instead of “required”
“Required with at least 25 years experience in each language”
Full Spectrum Developer
No PostgreSQL, hard pass
We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.
They are looking for a full stack of developers.
No SVN. I’m in.
They’re looking for a full-stacked developer
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