Hope i was in a car accident and on life support in a coma for a long long time.

Wake up sticky and awkwardly change my underwear probs

Porn on the front page! (All communities -> best today.) That’s how you know we’re bringing link aggregators back to the roots.

And I’d say “Hi Hybe! Free for a coffee sometime?”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a perfect figure… wait a minute😍

Goddess, I would not tear myself away from your pussy😋

So are Lemmy users called Lemmies? Lemmurs? Lemmers? Lemians?