made (storebought) gnocchi with what I had in the fridge - eviltoast

Ingredients are as followed

  • (storebought not homemade) Gnocchi
  • half an green pepper
  • half an tomato
  • heinz tomato sauce
  • tinned tomatoes
  • several mushrooms
  • mixed herbs
  • A shit-ton of three cornered onion
  • roast chicken

Garnish has

  • three cornered onion bulb
  • oregano
  • Big heaping spoonful of cream cheese
    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 months ago

      I’m assuming that Food porn is that Food that looks tasty. I didn’t really do a bang up job presenting this but neither did I really care nor think about it all that much I just wanted to dig in and eat some good grub

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            4 months ago

            Dont worry, this still doesnt belong on

            !shittyfoodporn

            Give that a quick glance if you need to feel better about this one!

            • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.worldOP
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              4 months ago

              I thought I did a pretty good job albeit. I could’ve taken a better photograph. definitely not shitty looking food. I’ve seen some of the stuff on shitty foodporn… I still have nightmares to this very day. I will definitely be growing some of that three cornered leek in the future.

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    5 months ago

    I don’t know shit about food but, don’t people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?

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    5 months ago

    Porn (“Pornography”)

    Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

    While this might be food, there’s literally nothing exciting in that picture.

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      This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs

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    5 months ago

    I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi