Lemming user asks for ways to stop themselves from pooping for 3 days. - eviltoast

They’ve been very cagey about their reasons, so naturally the comments are split between making the worst/most hilarious assumptions, making jokes, and actual helpful advice.

  • fatboy93@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I’m not sure if the post was in response to something in 196 community or if it got screenshotted there.

    Either way was a funny take on the submarine situation, i suppose

    • livus@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      I don’t think the original OP had the submarine in mind. They said they were going to do a lot of walking.

  • Ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    What am I missing? It’s pretty clearly a bit of dark humour about the missing submarine

    • the_itsb (she/her)@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I love dark humor and I have to - regretfully!! - confess that I do not get it. What?? How is someone wanting to not poop for days related to the submarine? Is it just that they didn’t have a bathroom on board because they didn’t anticipate being gone that long?

      I am genuinely so sorry to ask! I know explaining kills the joke, and I don’t mind if you don’t answer because you don’t want to kill it, I’m okay with not getting it.

      • Ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        I mean, it was dark humour, but as I read it, the comment was about those people trying to survive on that tiny sub for several days before they could be rescued, with no extra food, no toilet and no space.

        • cheeseOnBread@kbin.social
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          1 year ago

          They did have a toilet behind a small curtain and they would play music while it was being used. They were encouraged to use it as little as possible. So, yeah, OP could be making a joke about that.
          Or it’s someone going on a camping trip who doesn’t want/can’t use public toilets.

    • dystop@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      In responses within the thread, the OP actually sounds like they have a plan they intend to go through.

      Regardless of whether this is genuine or not, the responses are hilarious (and interesting).

  • LollerCorleone@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    At this rate online tabloid writers are going to start frequenting kbin and Lemmy for content soon, like they do with Reddit lol