As conservatives put religion in schools, Satanists want in, too - eviltoast
The Satanic Temple is known for trolling the religious right, but in its fight for religious pluralism, it's become a powerful foe.
  • Eezyville@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    15·
    6 months ago

    Do you think that stopped the wars between Christianity, Islam, and Judaism? Or even the beef between Catholics and Protestants? They will hate you merely because the Sun sets.

    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.caEnglish
      18·
      6 months ago

      Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”

      He said, “Nobody loves me.”

      I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

      He said, “Yes.”

      I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”

      He said, “A Christian.”

      I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?”

      He said, “Protestant.”

      I said, “Me, too! What franchise?”

      He said, “Baptist.”

      I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

      He said, “Northern Baptist.”

      I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

      He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”

      I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”

      He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”

      I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

      He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

      I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

      -Emo Phillips