Can ObviousPlant actually just make and market a bunch of these? Seems like a product I would enjoy.

You would think a second floor bathroom would be less likely to get toilet snakes, but you’d be wrong.

I need him.

It is okay you are no longer

No longer what? No longer what?!

Where’s that skateboarding strawberry from, somehow he is deep in my subconscious

Edit: here’s the stock art but I’m certain this is a knockoff of some 80s/90s character. Maybe the thing with those fucking prunes?

https://pixabay.com/vectors/strawberry-skateboarder-skateboard-6908881/

Amazing toy, remembers me when kinder eggs used to have these type of toys inside instead of paper